Anonymous: are you lgbt? if so, how

vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

Yes I am lesbian gay bi and trans. Except for my ankle. When I was dipped in the LGBT Fountain as a babe, the midwife held me there, and now my left ankle is cis and straight

growrotten:

growrotten:

hey y’all do you want to see a dragon that i drew

of course you do here he is

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cgmfindings:
“ Gem Set Snake Earrings c. 1900  Entwined snakes decorated with calibré-cut emeralds and rubies  ”

michaelblume:

*opens pill botttle*

*opens water bottle*

*pours some water out into my hand*

“Wait. No, that’s…no.”

elwurd:

pancake-shmamcake:

squipthirstclub:

squipthirstclub:

squipthirstclub:

squipthirstclub:

there should be a plague inc fandom

devolving a symptom that mutated on its own

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“there are no healthy people left on earth”

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when greenland closes their portsbefore you can infect them:
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xtec:

xtec:

thothoward:

[picks up an alligator and kisses it]

the alligator kisses back

but watch out

madmonstermansion:

bubblegloopswamp:

madmonstermansion:

who is tim horton and why does everyone in canada know him

oh ya timmy’s just a good bud there eh

what does this say

cryptonloids:
“ damedanbo:
“ coolpup98:
“ this is silly because if you look closely you can see that the tiger is not an actual tiger but a Beanie Baby, a popular childs toy.
”
is that true?
”
i promise
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corycatte:
“ doodle of my friend’s cat, casanova
i love one eyed cats so much
”

audio-sexual:

The only FB post I’m willing to share

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irlsuccubus:

Who the fuck ripped this fat vape at silent hill I’m trying to find my dead wife